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Film 31 · AI comedy short
PlanetX Grandma's Mansion
The farmer visits rich Grandma. He gets the chicken coop.
The farmer from PlanetX Cabbage rings Grandma's doorbell with a cabbage under his arm. The bell is a church organ, the three green tanks in the courtyard answer it with their horns, and the third horn knocks over the umbrella stand by the door. The stand was full of jam jars. Grandma steps around the jam in gold slippers with a teacup in her hand, weighs the cabbage and drops it into a crystal cabinet already full of cabbages. The tour runs through a great room with a heated lace-inlay marble floor, a ceiling of stars, her green tank cast in gold and a golden rocking chair hanging from the ceiling, where she knits. The TV wall shows the war she won. She pours herself tea from a golden samovar and hands the farmer the samovar. In the gallery a wooden statue of Mark holds a dartboard. She pulls two knitting needles from her bun and throws them into the bullseye without slowing down. By the pond the farmer asks where he will sleep and is pointed at a gingerbread cottage. Inside it is a chicken coop with a rooster and a camp bed. He asks for his cabbage back. It is soup now.
The same house tour as PlanetX Mansion, from Grandma's side. The farmer is from PlanetX Cabbage, the green tanks are hers from PlanetX Tank Wash, and the wooden Mark is her reply to the wooden Grandma in Mark's gallery.
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