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Film 29 · AI comedy short
PlanetX Manners
Three young men ask Grandma for everything she has. She has a remote with one button.
Grandma is walking home with two heavy bags when three young men in tracksuits step onto the crosswalk in front of her and ask for everything she has. She sets the bags down on the sidewalk, opens her handbag and takes out a small grey remote with one red button. She presses it. The ground shakes, car alarms go off down the street, and three green tanks roll in: one along the cross street from the left, one from the right, one up the street behind the camera. The turrets turn together and stop with a barrel at each nose. Grandma folds her hands over the remote and says: Manners, young men. They bow. Two of them pick up a bag each, the third offers his arm, and the four of them walk back down the sidewalk with three tanks rolling behind. Manners save the world, dear, says Grandma. Tanks just remind people of them.
Grandma and her green tanks are from PlanetX Tank Wash and PlanetX War. The remote is new.
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