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Film 28 · AI comedy short
PlanetX Tank Wash
Grandma drives her muddy tank into a car wash built for cars. It comes out gold.
Grandma's tank has a week of mud on it, so she pulls up at the car wash in a shower cap. Jonas, who works there now, points at the sign: cars. Grandma says it has wheels and drives in. The tunnel is three metres wide and the tank is eight metres long, so the door frame goes first, then the traffic light, then a brush. Through the glass wall you can watch the mud come off in sheets, and under the mud the tank is gold. It rolls out polished, with a brush still spinning on the barrel. It's gold, says Jonas. It always was, dear, says Grandma. You just never washed it.
Grandma and the green tank are from PlanetX War. Jonas is the neighbour who kept her ladder for three years in PlanetX Grandma.
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